Our Two Monsters

What? You don't think they're monsters??? I submit to you:
1) Both have an insatiable appetite; they consume food without regard and become visibly agitated when food is not made available to them.
2) Both are capable of producing incredible loud and unnerving sounds for a great length of time.
3) Both sleep during the day; conserving their energy to wreak havoc while their primary caregivers are sound asleep.
4) Both speak in unintelligible sounds that, we believe, they use to plot nefarious schemes between one another.
5) Both have peed on me (thankfully Chip hasn't done so in quite a while).

Yes despite the incredible difference in the size of their heads, these 2 are undeniably monsters.